Source Insurance to launch Telepathic Insurance...
01 April 2019
Leading GI Provider Source Insurance has gone one step further in the tech insurance space race to make the processing of GI quicker than ever before.
Launching today (1st April), telepathic insurance will allow Source and its brokers to make a sale to customers even before they know they want or even need a GI policy.
Source have been working on the process in the background with Uri Geller and Mystic Meg and now have a team of fortune tellers, who can predict what kind of policy and limits a person wants before they even know about it.
A Source spokesperson commented, “ I know what you’re thinking, no really I do! We’re delighted with the advancements; as a tech company, we’re always looking at how to improve the system and process whilst maintaining great rates and coverage, we found this can’t be achieved simply by asking fewer questions.
We’ve found telepathic insurance will tap into the thoughts from a client’s subconscious before they even know about it. When they realise the need for a policy they will already have one in place.”
Mystic Meg added “I’m delighted to be part of the process” and Source has signed-up it’s first customer - a Sagittarius male with dark hair in the Leeds area, who prefers the colour purple.
Uri Geller has also offered to give a bent spoon to the first 100 clients.
The future of GI is certainly upon us.
